Name: You Will Never Log Off
Duration: P00H01M18S
Description: I wrote a quick song about a guy online who called my cat fat so I looked him up and found out he was a seething advocate for capital punishment

You Will Never Log Off

from Now That's What I Call Disappointment by Michael M

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I wrote a quick song about a guy online who called my cat fat so I looked him up and found out he was a seething advocate for capital punishment

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If you can count on one thing
It's a comment thread on an article
About someone accused of an unforgivable crime
Devolving into an escalating catalogue
Of torturous revenge ideas
That become more bleakly revealing
About your personal cruelty
Than the original crime, baby
All the things you've said
Will follow you until you're dead
And there's no deleting that
Your epitaph is 'chonky cat'
A vacuous critique to get the attention that you seek
You will never log off

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from Now That's What I Call Disappointment, released July 3, 2020
Written & recorded by Michael M
Mastered by Ross M

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