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Jason Statham, Et Al

from Now That's What I Call Disappointment by Michael M

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about

I wrote a quick song about blaming toxic masculinity for my inability to go to the gym when I’m really just too lazy

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Jason Statham, et al
Is it possible for you to speak in a less aggressive tone?
Dave Bautista, et al
It must be difficult to reach the small of your back

The correlation between muscles and manhood
Is a toxic little thing I've been unlearning
How aggression is an indicator of your worth
And being strong is physical

Channing Tatum, et al
It must be impossible to delicately handle anything
Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson, et al
There's actually a delicacy about you that's quite endearing

The correlation between muscles and manhood
Is a toxic little thing I've been unlearning
The reason that I'm not buff is that it exemplifies a stereotype of masculinity
And not just because I'm lazy

I don't mean to undermine your cosmetic choices
In fact I'm in awe at you absolute units
It's just that with bulging flesh comes a privilege I will never understand
I need someone to grab my hand
But that seems like too much effort

If this is men, I refuse to be a man
My body doesn't mold that way, I'm just too lazy
Now that's what I call disappointment

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from Now That's What I Call Disappointment, released July 3, 2020
Written & recorded by Michael M
Mastered by Ross M

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