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I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus (Which Directly Contravenes All Social Distancing Guidelines)

from A Digital Christmas Gift For You by Michael M

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about

I wrote a quick song about catching your mother going against the World Health Organization's social distancing guidelines, with Santa of all people, and how that's not fine (due to the virus)

lyrics

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
Which directly contravenes all social distancing guidelines

I can't bring myself to let her know
To see her arrested out in the snow
She's putting everyone at risk
For a sly little peck and a drunken frisk
But maybe that's the point of this
To own a moment in the dark abyss
To steal back something for your health
While the world collapses around itself

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
Which directly contravenes all social distancing guidelines
And I know that it should not be fine
I know that it should not be fine
But it's fine

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from A Digital Christmas Gift For You, released December 10, 2020

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